Please bear with me
while I read my bear poems with you
this might be un-bear-able,
so please let me give you a bearhug, if feel anger.
So please bear with me
while I read my bear Poems.
Once there was a bear
who gave a bearhug to her best friend the seal.
But the seal was very seal-y
since she enjoyed seal-ing envelopes
with the most un-bear-able puns of all inside for no good damn reason,
but the bear was able to bear with it,
because she and the seal-iest seal of all
were the bestest of friends.
Now that’s it for my un-bear-able poems
I hope it wasn’t too hawkard
nor do I hope you find me as an hippocrite
but look at all the fox I give,
I found this very aMOOsing,
I’m koalafied for making puns,
so buck you
I’m so sorry. all poems by: Eric Renaud